Thursday, February 25, 2010

You might be a redneck if...

Just a few I thought up:

...if you've ever shot a fish.
...if you've ever wrecked your truck trying to run over a squirrel.
...if you've ever totaled a golf cart.
...if you've ever run over a squirrel with a golf cart with your Momma riding along.
...if you've ever de-limbed a tree with a shotgun.
...if you've ever fired a gun from a moving vehicle.

You might be a redneck.

No, not all of these have happened to me. I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to guess what's what.


Mike Wangsmo said...

hmm, I seem to remember some of those incidents....

Donnie Barnes said...

There's only one that I haven't done. You were present (and responsible!) for two.

Jane Elizabeth said...

what about delimbing a tree with a mountain bike?

Unknown said...

What about beating an opossum to death with a maglite?