Friday, October 10, 2008

A sure-fire way to make money on Wall Street right now!

Go to Wall Street in NYC and become a street vendor selling Tums! I suggest keeping the prices low...something that works easily with small coins. Your target market is easily identifiable...they'll have lots of visible sweat and a facial expression that reminds you of deer-in-headlights. Do not attempt to engage them in petty conversation unless you have a very good shoulder to cry on.

1 comment:

allie said...

those are pretty good tips. thanks for making my decisions for me :) i just need to figure out where... maybe i'll go sell tums in new york! seems like a pretty solid business plan :)