So I'm looking at upright exercise bikes, and in my research I end up looking at a listing for a treadmill on eBay. Yes, I know, they aren't the same thing...but I'm looking at a particular brand of machine that can come with a 7" or a 15" LCD touchscreen display, and the displays are the same from machine to machine. So I decided to check out the treadmill since I couldn't find any bikes with it listed on eBay. And I find this little gem in the description of the 7" display feature:
IT'S LIKE HAVING A NAVIGATION SYSTEM FOR YOUR TREAMDILL!!
Yes, the typo is funny, but the real funny part is the idea of a "navigation" system on a treadmill. I mean sheesh, if you're getting lost on your treadmill, you got bigger problems than just being out of shape!